Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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