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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.