- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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