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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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