Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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