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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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