- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's better than a stick? A stone

No antijoke here.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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