- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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