- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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