It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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dallen loves penis

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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