Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Yo Mama just died.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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A man was shot. He died.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What is cowboy say

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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