How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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