- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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