- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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