The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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