- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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