a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why so serious ?

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i saw amango it splootered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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