So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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. . I am a whale

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

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