. . I am a whale

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

batman farted so hes retarded

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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