All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

batman farted so hes retarded

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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