- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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