people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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