what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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