how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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