- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??