- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Men's rights

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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