Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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