- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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