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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

I have an idea! You leave.

A hill billy went fishing