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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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