- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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