"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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