- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Chris Bosh's neck

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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