So FDR walks into a bar.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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ugvvvvvv

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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SHUT UP JP

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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0000000010000000000000001000000000000000000000011111111000000000111111000000000000000000011111000000000000011100000000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000000000000000011100000000000000000000000000000000000000111100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001111111111111111100000000000000000000000001000000000000001000000000000000000000000001000000000000100000000000000000000000000001111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 SMILE

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Leave. Now.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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