why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Weaner

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Anti Joke

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