Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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