Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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