Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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