- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

knock knock who's there ?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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