- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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