- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How about that airline food?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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