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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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