Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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woman's rights

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Heskey time.

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kk

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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