- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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