Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Guest what in the butt

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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