You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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A Serbian Film

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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