- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Once upon a time a was born

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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