What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Justin Bieber.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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