- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your mother is so fat.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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