Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Anti Joke

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